You know those times when you are travelling for work and you have to have someone come watch your house and your cat? Well, this happened in my life recently. I was packing and, since I'm not having sex for a year, made sure to bring a variety of vibrators with me (I tried to think of joke about vibrators being more "hand"y, but failed. Sorry!). So, while I was unpacking my bag at my new accommodation, I realized that my little pocket vibrator was not in my bag. I remember taking it out of the cupboard, which led me to believe that I left it on the kitchen counter at home. What a surprise that would be for my lovely house-sitter!
But, good fortune found me and it turned out that I had simply packed it with my feminine care products (rationale being that they all take care of the same place). A big sigh of relief this morning! I would have felt so bad for my friend. There is nothing more awkward than watching someone's house for a month only to find their vibrator decorating the kitchen counter. Appetizing!
But, good fortune found me and it turned out that I had simply packed it with my feminine care products (rationale being that they all take care of the same place). A big sigh of relief this morning! I would have felt so bad for my friend. There is nothing more awkward than watching someone's house for a month only to find their vibrator decorating the kitchen counter. Appetizing!
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